Every tradie has a story they’d rather keep off the record… from measuring once and cutting twice to putting a hole where it definitely wasn’t meant to be! If you’ve had a hilarious worksite fail, awkward apprentice moment or an unbelievable on-the-job mishap, we want to hear it.

Enter your funniest tradie confession in 150 words or less for your chance to win a $500 Total Tools voucher, thanks to Blue Dog Training and their $99 White Card special.

How to Enter

• Share your funniest tradie confession or worksite mishap in 150 words or less.
• Submit your entry via the River 94.9 website.
• One lucky winner will score a $500 Total Tools voucher, thanks to Blue Dog Training.